Rammstein - Pussy

Rammstein is one of my all time favorite bands... I've seen them play live once before, and words do not do them justice as to how awesome it was... I'm so glad they're touring again in the new year. The reason of course is a new album, the best song of which by far is Pussy... which due to it's graphic nature the video has been banned, but for those that don't offend easily it's repeated below:



And if you care to sing along:

Too big, too small,
size does matter, after all.
Zu groß, zu klein,
er könnte etwas größer sein.
Mercedes Benz und Autobahn,
alleine in das Ausland fahren
Reise Reise, Fahrvergnügen
ich will nur Spaß, mich
nicht verlieben.
Just a little bit...
Just a little bitch...
You've got a pussy
I have a dick ahh
so what's the problem?
let's do it quick!
So take me now
before it's too late
life is too short, I
can't wait!
Take me now! Oh, don't you see?
I can't get laid in Germany!
Too short, to tall
it doesn't matter, one size fits all,
zu groß, zu klein,
der Schlagbaum sollte oben sein!
Schönes Fräulein, Lust auf mehr?
Blitzkrieg mit dem Fleischgewehr!
Schnaps im Kopf, du holde Braut,
steck Bratwurst in dein Sauerkraut.
Just a little bit...
Be my little bitch...
You've got a pussy
I have a dick ahh
so what's the
problem
let's do it quick!
So take me now
before it's too late
life is too short
so i can't wait!
Take me now oh don't you see?
I can't get laid in Germany!
Germany! Germany!

Lyrics and Video © Rammstein

And the Englisdh versin, for those that don't understand German:

Too big, too small
Size does matter, after all
Too big, too small
He could be a bit bigger
Mercedes Benz and autobahn
Driving abroad alone
Journey, journey*, driving pleasure
I just want fun, not to fall in love
Just a little bit…
Just a little bitch…
You’ve got a pussy
I have a dick**
So what’s the problem?
Let’s do it quick
So take me now
before it’s too late
Life’s too short so I can’t wait
Take me
now oh don’t you see
I can’t get laid in Germany
Too short, too tall
Doesn’t matter, one size fits all
Too big, too small
The boom
barrier should be upright
Beautiful lady, (do you) desire more
Blitzkrieg with the fleshy weapon
Schnaps on the brain, you lovely bride
Stick a bratwurst*** into your sauerkraut***
Just a little bit…
Be my little bitch…
You’ve got a pussy
I have a dick
So what’s the
problem?
Let’s do it quick
So take me now
Before it’s too late
Life’s too short
So I can’t wait
Take me now oh don’t you see
I can’t get laid in Germany
Germany!

Translation © Affenknecht.com

Submitted by EinHeisserSchrei


Translation notes:

*Reise is journey or the imperative of reisen (make a journey!), but Reise, reise means arise, arise and is used in German sailors’ jargon as a wake-up call**Dickah could either be the way Till sings it or it could be the German phrase for “thick thing”***Bratwurst is a German sausage and sauerkraut is a type of fermented cabbage that is traditionally served with a bratwurst.

Link to original lyrics