Fatslide

Saw this at the hospital... I'm sure it was an accident that the "P" in Patslide ended up wearing off to look like an "F"... either that or it is for the "big boned" patients :) Good to see a sense of humor in the workplace tho :)

Not a Toy for Impressionable Children

If my parents bought me this when I was young I'd have been scared shitless... I mean look at it... All it needs is an axe and a broken door to poke out of! No wonder it's on sale. Alive quite possibly... Demonic most definitely.

Thong Conker

Nomi's been bringing me Conkers she's been finding on the way to the bank. I've now got quite a collection... But this is my favorite :)

007

Can't really make out the back of this. But it says "Licensed to Fill" :) wonder if they have bother sister company called "Octanepussy"?

Builders take it to a new level

Saw this and couldn't help but laugh :) I do hope the builders are gay... Otherwise they'll attract the completely wrong attention with a sign like this!

More Scat Cars

Is there something I'm missing with people wanting cars that have poo related number plates?

He's The Scat-man?

If scat's your thing then that's fine by me... but does he really pull the ladies in with a numberplate that advertises the fact he's into his Coprophilia? Just hope he's got leather seats!

Luk Ina Fag

Does it make me immature that my brain went straight to the gutter when I saw this :)

Bench vs. Lump Hammer

Lump Hammer WIN

I had to break up our old garden bench as it had rotted through. Actually that's an understatement... It had practically rotted away to nothing. One side of the bench collapsed last year when my dad sat on it. The other side has been looking dodgy for a while until I gingerly perched on it and it gave way :( even the top of it was coming apart. So to relieve stress I decided rather than taking it apart I'd smash it to bits! Now it's shattered remains are off to the dump courtesy of Nomis step dad :)

Grr Manly Peugeot

Sod your big exhaust pipes and coffee table sized spoilers... What you need to man up your pug is some teeth on the grill :) awesome idea :-)

And crashed again

Well the repairs didn't last very long. Unfortunately on the next take off the trim on the transmitter for the ailerons was set to far left. So when it took off it rolled to the left, so my dad compensated by pulling it to the right, however when he attempted to re-trim to stabilise it he over compensated and sent it into a roll into the ground. Sadly pilot error... Surprisingly very little damage actually, as shown in the photos. Quickly fixed with some glue though :) it'll fly again tomorrow :)

Room Shop

No idea what this shop actually sells other than the fact it translates to "Room shop" but the name alone makes me want to buy something so I can get a carrier bag that says fucker :)

Translation?

Funny how some things sound the same no matter what language it's in :)

Seriously... How Can You Not Notice?

Seeing this lorry on the motorway reminded me of this news article...

Suffice to say I gave it a wide berth!

Boobs on the Water

I swear this was not orchestrated, I just filled the bowl with water to do the washing up, and put in some fairy liquidand the bubbles formed like this:

I wonder what Freud would say about what I see in the bubbles :-)

Showman Show

So what are the showmen showcasing in the show at the showman show? Try saying that fast :)

Is it a Bike from the future?

Wow I thought... That is awesome! Only ever seen bikes like this in anime and manga... Looked it little unstable at 60mph on the motorway. But the guy inside was wearing a suit... So must be an asset not having helmet hair! Wonder what the little wheels are for on the side... Fold down stabilisers?

Crab Gods

Shame you cant see it from the photo, but on the back of this car there's a symbol much akin to the christian fish that's shaped like a crab... Wonder what it represents? The Crab Gods?

Egg Fail

Squirrels are of course famous for their role in egg production... Or maybe not so. Perhaps they train the squirrels to climb trees and bring the eggs down? Except chickens make their nests on the ground. So what sort of eggs must these be to warrant a squirrel on the box?

Bi-Curious Cafe?

Can't work out if this is called just "Delicatessen" or "Bicafe" the latter sounds more interesting though :)