Cigarette Run

Now that is a shitload of tobacco!

On The Rock

There's a fantastic gastropub near us called The Spread Eagle. You'd be forgiven for walking past it as on the outside it just looks like a regular pub that does food. But check out the specials... Ostrich, Bison, Kangaroo, Zebra and Crocodile to name but a few :) not content with that being special enough they cook it in a unique way. Or rather they don't cook it at all, they leave that to you... By giving you a heated lump of volcanic rock to act as a grill you cool it to your taste at your table :) Which for me is barely at all... Liking my meat blue means it gets cold before I finish. This way you can cut a raw chunk off and cook it then eat it straight away :) Mmm delicious... And not too expensive either. Four 8oz steaks to share with 4 four sides is £35 :)

As a side note Zebra meat is divine! I'll never be able to go to a Zoo again without eyeing the Zebras up for quick a BBQ :)

More Scat Cars

Is there something I'm missing with people wanting cars that have poo related number plates?

He's The Scat-man?

If scat's your thing then that's fine by me... but does he really pull the ladies in with a numberplate that advertises the fact he's into his Coprophilia? Just hope he's got leather seats!

Luk Ina Fag

Does it make me immature that my brain went straight to the gutter when I saw this :)

Bench vs. Lump Hammer

Lump Hammer WIN

I had to break up our old garden bench as it had rotted through. Actually that's an understatement... It had practically rotted away to nothing. One side of the bench collapsed last year when my dad sat on it. The other side has been looking dodgy for a while until I gingerly perched on it and it gave way :( even the top of it was coming apart. So to relieve stress I decided rather than taking it apart I'd smash it to bits! Now it's shattered remains are off to the dump courtesy of Nomis step dad :)

Scissors

This is not a good table to sit at in a restaurant if you're of a nervous disposition. It comes with your own Scissors of Damocles :)

Nomi Goes Feral

20oz of near raw cow is Nomis dinner... Mmm blue T-Bone :) Smith and Western is a truly kick ass restaurant... Not exactly cheap mind, but we all walked away stuffed beyond belief! Or should that be stuffed with beef? :)

Sharing

I like how the menu states "enough to share"... That's more than enough to share... And there was 3 of up eating it as a starter! No wonder the waitress was so quick to say yes it's big enough for 3 to share. Thing is if me and Matt walked in there we'd have insisted on one each... Then of course nearly died after inevitably following it up with a 20oz steak! And probably desert :)

Chandelier

Photo doesn't do it justice. It's obviously fake, but no less awesome. A chandelier made from interlocking antlers :) bad ass :)